Tuesday, March 13, 2012

You know that smart-alec in class?

Spring-Butt

That one guy in class that seems to know all the answers, and is jumping out of his/her chair to impress everyone with their knowledge.

Bill is such a spring-butt that he ran to John to let him know the solution.

You learn something everyday. xD

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

I don’t NEED to compromise my principles, because they don’t have the slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway.


People seem to envy those who fly often for work.

Trust me. It's wwaayy underrated.

I flew out for a one-week UK trip in early Feb. When i was back on Monday, i was told we have to fly the following week to US.

So in between my UK and US trip, i only got to spend one week with my panda koala.

Now that i'm back from my US trip, i need to fly to US again next week. -___-

Trust me when i say this: it's tiring to fly so often and it leaves you little time to spend with your loved ones.

Sigh.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

I don’t need to do a better job. I need better P.R. on the job I do.



It's intriguing how complex ideas can become reality.

Monday, January 02, 2012

Another show extolling love and peace interrupted every seven minutes by commercials extolling greed and waste.


2012: So. How did you do?

2011: *smug* I got a milestone event: The Big Day.

2012: *incredulous* No! Seriously?! Man, you sure are lucky! Everyone was hoping to get that.

2011: *still smug* You bet! Although... *mood turns contemplative*

2012: *curious* What?

2011: It just seems that most people didn't really have a good one. As for me, i think i did pretty well.

2012: *muses* Really?

2011: Yeah. I count myself lucky when i hear and see what other people has gone through. He counts himself contented and his life full, despite not having as much money or fame or excitement as others.

2012: Well, in any case, it'll sure be hard to beat you.

2011: Ha! You never know, my friend. *whispers* Perhaps a new addition to the family...

2012: *excited* Really? But then again, those are just hopes and rumors. It will really be great if it does happen though.

2011: Heh. Well, i'll leave you to it then. *passes the baton* Good luck, mate!

2012: Cheerio!

Monday, December 26, 2011

For the next Go-Kart session, i would like to request for the categorisation to be done by weight.


The ultimate rule in Go-Kart, and therefore, in Life:
Power-to-Weight Ratio is first and foremost.

I learnt this after some very humiliating lessons in which i was being overtaken by two tiny girls in my department.

There was absolutely nothing i could do, but just watch helplessly as they overtook and widen the gap, even with my foot planted against the throttle.

Argh. The shame, the shame.

Oh yes. Merry Christmas, everyone. :)

Friday, December 09, 2011

From a Postcard Memory

Our honeymoon was under such glorious blue skies, in beautiful clear waters and bright sunny weather.

And i got even more uglier than i thought possible: i got severly sunburnt. -__-

Thursday, December 01, 2011

From The Republic of Singapore, Women's Charter (Chapter 353), Certificate of Marriage (Section 31).

After months of preparation, our big day is finally over and we're now awaiting our Air Mauritius flight to our honeymoon.

Despite having a wondrous and glorious day, it still feels surreal that we're married. Till now, i can't quite believe that my status is now officially "married" instead of the usual "single".

Being reminded time and again during the wedding dinner that i'm an adult now, i now face my future with a feeling of apprehension.

Nonetheless, i will face it and try my best to be a great husband and life companion. With her support and love,

"i firmly believe that we will have a happy marriage and grow old together."