The Incurable Weirdness Poster Child
"Eh. How come the floodlights are on? National Day over already mah."
It was a simple question asked by me.
Tonight, after much discussion over coffee, it appears that i've been subsequently knighted by
King Roy-of-Pure-Oxygen-That-Keeps-The-Fire-Burningand
Queen Rosie-of-Dry-Wood-That-Fuels-The-Fire.
I, thusly, have been knighted / renamed as
Osama-bin-Ensui,
The-One-Who-Started-The-Fire,
Instigator of all Conspiracy Theories,
Bringer of Aids and Ebola and Worldwide Epidemics and All Other Necessary Bad Things To Effect a Complete and Satisfactory Infamy.
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*shakes head* Its great comfort to know that friends always have my best interests in mind. (-.-)
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3 comments:
Hmm... you Sir, are a professional propagandist like most public media. You've left out lots (tons.. and tons) of in-between details which makes the "innocent" parties guilty.
Its a "simple" analogy... let me explain. If you had not struck the match, the wood and fire will not be able to burn. It is equal to the guy who f*&k the monkey and started the Aids epidemic and so forth. So, you started the fire, which makes you the truly GUILTY... as charged. LOL
amazing what graduates from Gong can come up with... No wonder UOG is sitting on number one in Australian.
Anonymous: Oh, shuddup. The full story is too long and ridiculous to tell lor. :D
Dramaqueen: Yeah, it just boggles the mind aye? If only our lecturers and tutors can see us now... Sighz... :D
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