I think football is a sport the way ducks think hunting is a sport.

*exasperated voice* Three-Six to Eight-Three-Bravo, Three-Six to Eight-Three-Bravo. Can you confirm your location?

*unsure voice* Eight-Three-Bravo. I think we are at Echo Zero Seven.

(One hour later...)

*tired voice* Three-Six to Eight-Three-Bravo, Three-Six to Eight-Three-Bravo. Can you confirm your location?

*frustrated voice* Eight-Three-Bravo. Negative, negative. We cannot confirm our location.

*confused* Three-Six to Eight-Three-Bravo. Can you confirm your location?

*repeats* Eight-Three-Bravo. Negative, negative. We cannot confirm our location.

Although we did eventually managed to find our way after two hours, I hate getting lost.