A Letter to the Weather God

Dear Weather God sir,

First and foremost, let me tell you how important you are, in our pitiful lives. during the course of history, you have seen our attempts in self-extinction and self-destruction. you have also seen our achievements and glories. empires rose and fell under your glaze. throughout all, you have granted us the proper conditions and environments for us to flourish (and breed like rabbits >.<). without your favour, we would have surely died and the word 'homo-sapiens' might not be invented.

next, let me ask you this: are you out of your freakin' mind?! it has been gloomy and rainy for the past week! what the hell are you doing?! are you slacking off somewhere and letting your assistant do your job? (becoz if thats true, your assistant is doing one hell of a bad-ass-job and you better get your ass to completing your responsiblities!) or are you currently training your eventual replacement/successor? (if so, i think its time you step in and stop the on-job-training!) darn it, sir. let us see some sun, please? on behalf on all singaporeans and all that is good and holy, please please, give us some sun. i swear you are trying to hint to me that i need to bring an umbrella to work (since each time i knock off, there is always rain, be it a drizzle or a shower >.<). furthermore, various parts of asia are suffering under sudden cold spells. australia is always on the verge of a perpetual drought. if i may be so bold to suggest, sir: let australia have our rain for the time being and divert the cold spells to Down Under. whole species are dying from the summer heat wave in Oz and i'm sure they would welcome some relief, of which we are only too glad to give them in exchange for some sunshine.

in conclusion, i sincerely urge you to consider my suggestion and hear my/our pleas. we really really need some sun. if you do not give us some sun soon, singapore would soon turn into a country of lethargic, shivering kia-su people who would form massive queues for jumpers and umbrellas. we won't want that to happen now, would we? oh wait, it has already happen (at least for the 'kia-su' and 'massive queues' part >.<).

yours truly,
a desperate-for-some-sun blogger

*looks out from the window* darn it, the rain hasn't stop. letter not effective. *crushes letter, throws it over shoulder* (-.-) haiz... maybe i should try a rain-stopping dance. hhmm... >.<