The Never-Ending Story Part Two
So far, the response to the pilot episode has been pretty good (drawing viewership of abt 10 comments >.<). thus, (by the powers invested in me as the story director >.<) i have decided to continue along with the story. i think you can tell who had contributed by reading each section (i.e. gay-ness by flowerger *cough cough*, pink stuff by pinkys etc etc >.<). lol... anyway, the story so far is as follows:
its was a warm and sunny day. adam was out with his girlfriend, adeline, walking his dog, bones. then suddenly, adam turned to adeline and said..."honey i have been keeping this from you for a while that...well its not you. i met someone...he is real nice. we get along very well. and we are moving in together soon."
teary-eyed, adeline embraces adam and whispers,"i know. thats why i poisoned your breakfast." "what?! nnoo... how could you do this to me, you witch?!" adam croaks out as he slumps to the floor. sensing the death of his master, bones gave a mournful howl and as if on cue, a flock of ravens filled the air...
and right on cue he wakes up with no recollection of the last 10 mintues. straightening his horribly crumpled shirt (dying can do that to your clothes), he continues "don't you ever wonder how strange it is that our names both start with 'a'?"
"you stupid man!" adeline screeches, "you are suppose to die! stupid poison! i bought it for $98.00 on ebay and it doesn't work! now i have to iron your bloody shirt!" in her fit of fustration, she whips out a pocketknife and slashes wildly at him. unbeknown to her, ... ...
came adam's boyfriend, everett. he grab the knife from adeline and stab her instead, many times. "take this woman. how dare you do this to my adam." little known to everett, adeline has magical powers that she cannot be hurt from the stabbing of knives. both of them get into physical fight. adam nursing his wounds relax one corner and watch the fight.
"whoa there!" came a shout. everett and adeline paused in the middle of their fight, turning in the direction of the yell. someone dressed in red, blue and lots of black lines, swooped down. that someone is... ...spiderman! "this is your neighbourhood friendly spiderman. now then, what seems to be the problem?" spiderman asks as he stands crossed-arms, in between the awe-struck pair... ...
spidey to adeline "told you not many times not to date that loser. why can't you listen to me for once??" spidey fuming mad kick everett in the stomach and gave adam a tight slap on the face. "now adeline let kor take you home. its time you embrace this power of yours and join me. we can become the spider siblings." adeline took her kor's hand and went home with him.
and along came the PINK SUPERGIRL, wearing four shades of pink on her cape, her outside underwear, her boots with deadly pointed heels, and pink hair!! Shouted Pinky Supergirl, "You moronic good-for-noting-spider!! You said you loved me!!! U!! U!!!" She flashes her pink powers and pinkinised everybody - no one was spared. they died due to rude shock of bright pinky power....
however, the huge ironic hand of fate struck once again. When Adeline stabbed adam, she unknowingly transferred a tiny bit of her immune-to-stab-wounds power to adam. Jolted by the sudden pink power, both powers combined and mutated to enhance adam's normal body. He becomes... ...the new Pink Power Ranger! Adam rushes to everett's side, weeping as his lover drew his last breath ,"I shall avenge, my darling, I promise you!" filled with calm resolve, he takes to the sky, scattering the ravens that had flocked earlier, and finds... ...
and the story marches on (dragging along everyone in its wake >.<). continue, anyone? lol...
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the whole thing is getting crappier!! adam is the pink power ranger!!?? eeewwww...
and finds...everett walking towards him. he did not die. everett did not know he has super power too in him which was being passed down generation after generation from his family - the super power is called "the colour purple". the colour purple has protected him from being pinkinised. "oh darling you are alive!!" adam was bawling and hugging everett. "yes honey im alive. i have vowed that i will never leave you and now with the super power we both have, we are grant with immortality. we shall fight evil together. you as Pink Power Ranger and I shall be your sidekick, Purple Flowerboy. Let's go and build a family."
eh u reckon we can sell this story?? LOL...it wld be great if it you can turn it to a comic with plentiful of colour. imagine the comic will be splashed with pink, purple, red etc etc...LOL!!!
-flowerger-
you want a comic? you've got it. check out my latest post. lol... told you already, be careful with what you wish for. *grins*
and so together hand-in-hand, adam and everett fly across the world, in search of the evil Pink Supergirl. as fellow super-heros and do-gooders, they have to avenge Spiderman and Adeline, who tragically lost their lives in the pinkinisation. along the way, they encounter gozilla in tokyo bay, rampaging and destroying to its heart's content. angered at the destruction, the gay couple... ...
will they defeat gozilla? will they avenge spiderman and adeline? stay tune to find out. lol...
Laughs. This has all been very twisted so far.
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Angered at the destruction, they gay couple swooped down upon Godzilla.
Godzilla spotted them and released a roar of indignation. Adam, who happened to be versed in the archaic langauge of monsters, translated for Everett. "I think he just declared that our mother wore combat boots and that flying in together like that, we look gay."
Everett, looking nonplussed, turned to Adam. "Oh, I was thinking that it was screaming F**K or something."
Adam hovered in mid-air and showed his middle finger to Godzilla. He uttered a slew of guttural growls.
Everett looked lost. "Dear, what did you say to Godzilla?"
Adam grinned. "Oh, that at least my mother wears combat boots, judging from Godzilla's taste in fashion, his mother probably parades around naked. And I told him so what if we are gay. Why? He want to let us poke backside issit?"
All of a sudden, Godzilla halted its destruction of Tokyo. The unexpected silence was deafening. Peering at them, Godzilla's features appeared to soften. It whimpered in a low voice akin to 200 woofers pumping out sound at 200 decibels. Though, of course, it's no where near deafening our intrepid gay duo.
Everett muttered a curse and his breath and got ready to dive down, fists first. Adam suddenly grabbed Everett. "Don't! Stop! Wait! We've misunderstood him."
Godzilla had revealed to Adam that it had come to Earth unwillingly. It had been banished from its dimension for having homosexual tendencies as astral monsters are notorious homophobics. Arriving here, it swam to the bottom of the Sea of Japan and sunk into the bottom of the sea. It was, quite literally, sinking into depression. Ostracised from its community, and feeling lonely, it made friends with a school of dolphins. They became fast friends. Until the day, the dolphins were all caught and killed in tuna-fishing nets...
Godzilla was enraged and trailed the offending trawlers back to Tokyo Bay, where he prceeded to vent all his accumulated anger and frustration.
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Will it be a menage a trois?
Sorry about the long post. I hope you don't mind.
lol... no, i dun mind the long post. great, so now godzilla is gay too?! hhmm...
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"aaww... the poor thing!" everett coos in sympathy. as adam and everett reach out their hands in effort to comfort godzilla, there came a flash of lighting!. when the smoke cleared, a dashing man stood in godzilla's place.
"thank you for freeing me! before i left my astral plane, the evil Pink Supergirl had placed a curse on me for being gay. thus i could not change into my human form whenever i pleased" godzilla(human) said in gratitude. "with your sympathies, the curse is now removed and i am forever in your debt!"
"my, my. he is cute!" everett murmured. "he sure is! at least we'll be able to understand him better and his human form is much better for cuddling." adam agreed. they then proceed to have a censored, naughty, hot threesome [godzilla(human) wanted to show his gratitude and the gay couple wanted to comfort him >.<].
thus the pink power ranger, purple flowerboy and godzilla created the world's first Justice Gay League (JGL)! sworn to protect the world from homophobics and the likes of evil Pink Supergirl!
meanwhile, the evil Pink Supergirl plots her next move. she gloats sinisterly as she pores over her plans. "good, good... everything is going according to plan." a voice comes from behind,"what IS the plan, Pink Supergirl?" Pink Supergirl turns around and finds... ...
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who is evil Pink Supergirl ally? will the JGL foil her dastardly plans? continue, anyone? lol...
P.S: oh, crap. i can't believe i'm actually writing this. *shakes head* (-.-)
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