The Obituary of a Keyboard

We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of a loved one. One who has been so dearly cherished by us all. One who have been with us through thick and thin, through happiness and depression. One who was so lovingly bequeath by my darling oling oliphant, along with her best wishes and firm instructions to take care of it.

It is through a virus attack that our loved one has left us and i'm sure that it has lived a fruitful life. It had serve its purpose willinginly and efficiently. Let us not hate the cause of our loved one's death, but rejoice that it has found its way to Keyboard Heaven (as opposed to Doggy/Puppy Heaven >.<).


Let us also rejoice that a new one has been borned. It is out of necessity and desperation that it has come to our aid. Let us greet it with open arms and loving care. It was borned in the country of 'Logitech' and the city of 'PS/2 Port' . Although this city is a little backward in technology, we shall not turn away one who has come forth so eagerly and cheaply to our cause.

It is thus, both a sad and happy day for us all. May we all look to the future and strive our best to fulfil our destinies. We will also accept any funeral money or donations for our departed one and incoming member.

Thank you and have a nice day.