You know you’ll hate something when they won’t tell you what it is.

Well, it seems that on this fateful day, i have been given another new title.

In addition to the titles of

Osama-bin-Ensui,
The-One-Who-Started-The-Fire,
Instigator of all Conspiracy Theories,
Bringer of Aids and Ebola and Worldwide Epidemics and All Other Necessary Bad Things To Effect a Complete and Satisfactory Infamy,

and

Chief-Of-Pia-Sai-But-Doesn't-Have-Any-Subordinates,
aka Chief-of-Carrying-Shit,
Brick-Layer,

I have been given a third title of

The-Turkey-Man-with-the-Sunflower

And beware. The Sunflower is no ordinary sunflower. It may look small like this:


But in actuality, it towers over three storeys bookshelves high as shown here:


And it is thus with this magical three-storeys-bookshelves-high Sunflower, was i knighted. And in this ceremony whereby the third title was bestow upon my reluctant humble self, it was with much pomp, ceremony, sparklers, cheers, song and dance that i unwillingly gratefully and grudgingly graciously accept my fate.

All evil-doers beware! The-Turkey-Man-with-the-Sunflower shall bring you to justice! Flee or feel the wrath of my magical three-storeys-bookshelves-high Sunflower!

Cheers, guys. You. Really. Shouldn't. Have.