Tuesday, March 14, 2006

A Sorry Attempt In Poem Dictation 2

In our house,

There is a mouse,
Who is no heavier than an ounce.
Bought a trap,
But it didn't snap,
While the bait was taken, oh crap.
Countless times,
We shall try,
While it escapes, in a blink of an eye.


Update:
Bravo! Bravo! All hail Rosie, the All-Powerful-Mouse-Catcher! *kowtows* Our mission have been successful! We have caught the mouse! But first, an explanation of the equipment of our All-Powerful-Mouse-Catcher, Rosie. She decided to use the simple-but-yet-effective instruments of a stick, rope and container to catch the offending mouse.

This method is like the hunters of old who will lay bait on the floor and a overhanging container, supported by the stick. A rope is then tied to the stick and pulled when the victim is eating the bait. Below is a picture of the Heavenly Rope and Hit-Dog-Stick (aka Da Gou Bang in Chinese >.<).

With such powerful tools in her hands, it is no wonder that she succeeded! And when the poor mouse was lured to the bait, All-Powerful-Mouse-Catcher Rosie swung into action!*Gasp!* With Reflexes-Like-Lightning and a Speed-As-Fast-As-Bullet, she pulled the rope and the mouse was captured! *Yay! Applause* Now, the offending mouse is placed into the Container-aka-Thousand-Storeys-High-Pagoda for her to reflect upon her past awful and hideous sins of scaring the All-Powerful-Mouse-Catcher Rosie, and eating our Food-aka-Heavenly-Peaches-and-Immortality-Pills.

Hah! Repent on your sins, you evil mouse! Prepare to endure Eternal-Torture-In-Hell and face the consequences of your horrendous actions!

Damn... I seriously need some sleep. >.<

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

standing ovation! great poem for a first attempt hehehehe :D

Anonymous said...

not bad eh rosie...the girl who screams and shrieks when she see roaches and now she is catching mouse. ok lah she can sideline and be mouse catcher...lol...

poor mouse...he/she must be an orphan. hv u guys tried talking to it?? u know macam Stuart Little. perhaps can help it find its family. and u guys can have a new friend to interact with too...LOL!!!

-flowerger-

Unknown said...

@pinkys: actually, its not my first. but thanks for the compliment. :)

@flowerger: yarh, yarh. rosie was also saying that next time she cannot find job, she can become pest control liaoz. :D

and no, i dun think we can keep it. our roommate is scared of the little bugger. :p

Ang Ku Kueh said...

hahahaha....so cute!!

Unknown said...

@akk: why you also say its cute leh? i get the same reaction from all the females that i've told this story to. >.<

i wun be surprise if you freak out when it happens to you. muhahaha... :D

Green Ogre said...

You've got yourself a new pet! Grins.

Unknown said...

@green orge: i think its more of a free-loader who has eaten our food. we were nearly on the verge of asking it to pay up for all the food it has eaten. hee... :D