Who’d have thought disgust would be inflationary?
As of yesterday, in addition to my previous title of
Osama-bin-Ensui,I have been given another title of
The-One-Who-Started-The-Fire,
Instigator of all Conspiracy Theories,
Bringer of Aids and Ebola and Worldwide Epidemics and All Other Necessary Bad Things To Effect a Complete and Satisfactory Infamy,
Chief-Of-Pia-Sai-But-Doesn't-Have-Any-Subordinates,
aka Chief-of-Carrying-Shit,
Brick-Layer
Apparently, my company of pia-sai is ISO certified, albeit its the environment one not the quality one. So i guess i can carry shit in a way that is less harmful to the earth, but give shitty service.
And because my company of pia-sai is ISO certified, i have a Quality Manual somewhere, which states the necessary methods and procedures. I just have to find it somewhere *rummages around*.
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Oh, c'mon. I'm busy as it is, trying to spread all the diseases and Ebola and Aids and conspiracy theories. Now i have to carry shit as well?
And the worse thing is, i don't even have any subordinates!
I mean, this must be the first time in the whole of human history, that there is a title of Chief-of-somethingorother but. Doesn't. Have. Any. Subordinates!
My friends have expressed their utmost confidence in my ability to multi-task and expect me to pass through with flying colors. This is despite the fact that they have:
- scolded me for not doing my job of pia-sai properly,
- scolded me for not doing my job of pia-sai at the right time,
- abusing me by over-loading my current workload,
- refusing to give me any due compensation, and
- ignoring me
Where is my union?! I want to comprain! I refuse to work until my working conditions are better!
Sighz...
Life, as me, sure is difficult sometimes. (-.-)
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non·sen·si·cal
3 comments:
Wow, laugh till my tears drop ar, hahaha....
Chief, this coming Sat, u better pray hard u cn pass the baton to someone else lor, hahhaa...
Good luck, and I pray the person is not me =P
Do sgp ppl whine or wat... be glad u got tat job, i've not got tat job for a long time lor :p
Rosie: Hahaha. See lah! Once you say that, you kena already. :)
But as the new Chief-of-pia-sai, you have set such a high standard and brought so much glory and prestige to the post. You are truly a worthy successor. I think you should be the Chief permanently. :D
Anonymous: Eh. You can have it if you really want it that much. You can have the post with all my blessings. :p
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